i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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