Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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