dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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