their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
