so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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