even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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