Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
