Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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