Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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