he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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