were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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