Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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