i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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