the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
