nutella sex= disaster
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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