therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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