found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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