Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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