Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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