She said her name was "party"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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