He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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