Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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