Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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