Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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