Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Randomize
