I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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