i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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