careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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