just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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