Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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