Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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