you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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