Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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