So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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