So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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