So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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