Betty ford says i'm here all night
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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