at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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