i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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