GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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