You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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