what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
im about as happy as oj after his trial
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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