the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She bit a glass in half.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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