I would go down on you faster than GM stock
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
No subtext here. People are naked.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Randomize
