summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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