At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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