Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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