exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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