So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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