She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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