At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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